This tickle is entitled, “Weird.” One time when I was in sixth grade I was feeling really sad. Apparently, this popular girl at school told me I was too skinny. Well I went in my room and opened up my music box of cassette tapes. I noticed that I had quite a few albums by Weird Al Yankovic. After carefully looking at each one, I soon realized that my life wasn’t so bad after all. Because I, Scott Hammon, owned a lot of Weird Al Yankovic tapes. And for some nerdy reason, this made me feel really good.
Unfortunately, “Eat It” doesn’t bring the joy it used to. So, now if I wanna cheer myself up, I just cry.
A few years ago Weird Al lost both of his parents accidentally because of carbon monoxide poisoning. Their fireplace wasn’t properly releasing smoke and they died in their sleep.
Yeah, there’s nothing funny about that. Sorry.