This tickle is entitled, “Weird.” One time when I was in sixth grade I was feeling really sad. Apparently, this popular girl at school told me I was too skinny. Well I went in my room and opened up my music box of cassette tapes. I noticed that I had quite a few albums by Weird Al Yankovic. After carefully looking at each one, I soon realized that my life wasn’t so bad after all. Because I, Scott Hammon, owned a lot of Weird Al Yankovic tapes. And for some nerdy reason, this made me feel really good.
Unfortunately, “Eat It” doesn’t bring the joy it used to. So, now if I wanna cheer myself up, I just cry.
A few years ago Weird Al lost both of his parents accidentally because of carbon monoxide poisoning. Their fireplace wasn’t properly releasing smoke and they died in their sleep.
Yeah, there’s nothing funny about that. Sorry.
This is no tickle, sir.
Tickles can makes you cry too.
My God Man! Weird indeed.
Churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise.
I visited Amish country when I was a kid. I remember asking my dad why the kids were running around barefoot in a front yard full of cow manure. He said, “Scott, whaddya expect? They don’t have Nintendo.”
Now we’re back to funny!
There’s nothing funny about people who can’t afford to pay electricity bills.