Comments for Scott Hammon http://scotthammon.com The Real Tickle Fri, 18 Jan 2013 03:42:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on Blowin’ up my Payjuh by Debi http://scotthammon.com/2012/10/blowin-up-my-pajuh/#comment-959 Debi Fri, 18 Jan 2013 03:42:36 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=504#comment-959 Yes, your mom had to be on every field trip to make sure the bus driver didn't fall asleep or choke on the chicken... And to make sure your saxophone made it on the bus. Like the time I had to check the halls before we rolled, and there was a lone sax in the middle of the hall...guess who it belonged to??? Yes, your mom had to be on every field trip to make sure the bus driver didn’t fall asleep or choke on the chicken… And to make sure your saxophone made it on the bus. Like the time I had to check the halls before we rolled, and there was a lone sax in the middle of the hall…guess who it belonged to???

]]> Comment on Having Kids by Debi http://scotthammon.com/2012/12/having-kids/#comment-958 Debi Fri, 18 Jan 2013 03:36:25 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=575#comment-958 Just look at it like you are building up your immunities. Also, it doesn't seem to smell as bad when it's your own kid. Just look at it like you are building up your immunities. Also, it doesn’t seem to smell as bad when it’s your own kid.

]]> Comment on Stinky Towels by Debi http://scotthammon.com/2012/10/stinky-towels/#comment-957 Debi Fri, 18 Jan 2013 03:29:44 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=480#comment-957 Good salmon doesn't stink! Good salmon doesn’t stink!

]]> Comment on Stinky Towels by Debi http://scotthammon.com/2012/10/stinky-towels/#comment-956 Debi Fri, 18 Jan 2013 03:28:00 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=480#comment-956 Why are you using the same towel for an entire week anyway? Same thing with sheets. Maybe time to get new towels. Now I know what to get you for your birthday. Why are you using the same towel for an entire week anyway? Same thing with sheets. Maybe time to get new towels. Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

]]> Comment on Burnt Food by Debi http://scotthammon.com/2012/12/burnt-food/#comment-955 Debi Fri, 18 Jan 2013 03:19:28 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=587#comment-955 Just so happens I sometimes do. Burnt is a trick to get someone else to do the cooking, and it worked. Just so happens I sometimes do. Burnt is a trick to get someone else to do the cooking, and it worked.

]]> Comment on Returning Gifts by Boozer http://scotthammon.com/2012/12/returning-gifts/#comment-949 Boozer Sat, 05 Jan 2013 05:27:48 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=602#comment-949 "No one will ever believe you" “No one will ever believe you”

]]> Comment on Returning Gifts by M'chelle http://scotthammon.com/2012/12/returning-gifts/#comment-940 M'chelle Fri, 28 Dec 2012 19:59:31 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=602#comment-940 What stain? I see no stain? Lol. Your brain works so sillily. What stain? I see no stain?

Lol. Your brain works so sillily.

]]> Comment on Returning Gifts by Scott http://scotthammon.com/2012/12/returning-gifts/#comment-939 Scott Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:46:34 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=602#comment-939 Perhaps there should be memorial list at the store of all the peoples names that had gifts returned, so that when those people come to shop they can find their own name and experience first hand the gift of spite. Perhaps there should be memorial list at the store of all the peoples names that had gifts returned, so that when those people come to shop they can find their own name and experience first hand the gift of spite.

]]> Comment on Returning Gifts by Scott http://scotthammon.com/2012/12/returning-gifts/#comment-938 Scott Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:44:33 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=602#comment-938 That would be an infringement on the making of Ghostbusters 3, and I couldn't do that without the involvement of Bill Murray. That would be an infringement on the making of Ghostbusters 3, and I couldn’t do that without the involvement of Bill Murray.

]]> Comment on Returning Gifts by Boozer http://scotthammon.com/2012/12/returning-gifts/#comment-936 Boozer Fri, 28 Dec 2012 05:52:21 +0000 http://scotthammon.com/?p=602#comment-936 You should have told them that you would summon the ghost of your beloved deceased cat to haunt the store so they better watch out for ectoplasmic hairballs or they could slip on them. You should have told them that you would summon the ghost of your beloved deceased cat to haunt the store so they better watch out for ectoplasmic hairballs or they could slip on them.

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