This Tickle is entitled, “Snacks.” When I come home after work I like to snack a lot. But it’s important not to spoil your dinner. Sometimes I eat dinner earlier than usual, and that spoils my snacks. I want to be able to combine the two, but my stomach only has so much space. They say we’re so supposed to eat six small meals a day. That’s ridiculous. Who has the time to do all that reheating? Maybe Microwave Man. But I just made him up. Asking someone to eat six meals a day is like a kid asking you to tie his wet shoelaces.